patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend, via bittercanbesweet)


fuckyeah-nerdery:

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherlocksaysjawn:

kriskenshin:

imalloutofmilk:

Definition of College life.

I thought that was Spock

Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit

I saw Spock too

Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”
McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

(via bittercanbesweet)


havsglimt:

If I could take back every single word I’ve said maybe I’d be less unwanted, maybe I’d be fucking dead. [x]
causewearecastaways:

Vic Fuentes | Pierce The Veil


castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via theflavourofyourlips)



paradisdesbilles:

if England and Scotland get a divorce, who wins Hogwarts in the custody battle

(via bittercanbesweet)


cutesecrets:

 

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

There is an old norwegian teen-film where a guy is explaining how to give a handjob and he says “Do what you would do to get the rest out of the ketchup bottle” and she hits his penis

(via 2dae)